Left to chance

Fed Blotter: First Time for Everything

A sex offender being visited by his parole officer:

Agent Adams asked Chandler if he owned any other storage devices. Chandler hesitated before answering, and then asked, “Hypothetically, what would you do if you found child pornography?” Agent Adams told him he wasn’t sure until he had all the facts. Chandler then asked, “Would you file new charges?” Agent Adams replied, “If it makes you feel better Sam, I’ve never filed new child porn charges.”

Chandler said, “Okay, there’s an external hard drive downstairs.”